Band Names #1 - "OBGNY"

"OBGNY" is so punk that just listening impregnates you with a mohawk baby.

The first installment of my "Great Band Names" cover art.

If you have any ideas for Great Band Names, feel free send requests my way and I'll see what I can do.

#7 - "Taco T-shirt"

Karma's a bitch.

I'm getting better at photoshop (I think) but inevitably whenever I learn something new I do too much. "Less is more" is obviously a mantra I need to chant to myself, but I just love those damn lens flares.

I'm flirting with a tri-weekly posting schedule, but I wanna make sure I can really do it.

Also, I'm working on a story line for the comic. It'll just give the whole process more meat.

We'll see about both.

Have a good weekend.

Asgardadadadadada

I recently read my friend Jolene's interview with artist Joshua Petker:

(read it here - it's good)
http://artslant.com/global/artists/rackroom it's good)

And even though he's not a Dadaist it got me thinking about how much I love Dada.

Dadadadaddadadaadadadadaadadadada.

Boom. Performance piece.

You're welcome.

The best part about Dada is that no criticism applies. If it's bad, it's great and if it's good it's terrible AND great. No one can tell you something isn't Dada because the minute they say that, it is. It's awesome.

Like this little film. Nothing makes scribbles and velociraptor cutouts more fun than French lyrics, a click track, and a little Dada.

Enjoy.

I Missed You Too Spring

There's this tree right outside my window that's bare from winter, but today when I woke up I saw it had a few leaves on it.

Finally.

I can feel that Spring is here which is pretty awesome, because after Spring comes Summer.

And I'm pretty pumped about Summer in the City.

I'm trying to get on a Brooklyn Kickball team, but the sign-ups ended a few weeks ago and I wasn't paying much attention...balls.

I'm hoping for a last minute pick-up game that'll somehow magically showcase my mad skillZ.

I'm going to a game tomorrow at McCarren, so maybe there'll be a team playing that needs a spastic left hander who gets winded really easily.

Who knows? Spring is in the air.

Power Up

I'm not gonna lie to you.

Dragon Ball Z is the greatest show in the world.

Ever.

That is all.

Confession #1

I don't have a t.v. at my place (I still haven't plugged it in Renee) so I've been watching a bunch of movies on this amazing website:

http://www.surfthechannel.com/

Anyway.

I'm usually doing other stuff at the same time on the computer and every now and then my cursor wanders over the window playing the movie.

And no matter what I'm doing - literally no matter what (I was curing cancer once) - I use the little pointy finger thing that the cursor turns into to pick noses in the movie.

It's awesome.

It's like when someone says, "Poop."




Ha ha, "Poop."

Man, that's funny.

Easter Bunny Origins

I always wondered where the Easter Bunny came from, but I just figured he was a lonely pedophile in a polyester suit.

Who knew?


Happy Easter.

Pejorative

So, I'm pumped to post my first comic on this blog, but a little daunted. I don't draw that well (yet) so I wanted to wow with some witty content.

Sadly, this was all I came up with.

If I have to start somewhere it might as well be with a mom joke.

And condescension.


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